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21.05.13.

La biblia, homosexualidad y cosas simpáticas.

Hace algunos meses una querida amiga, me comentó sobre este texto. Este fin de semana me lo pasó. Gracias a Jorge Salas por ayudarme a transcribirlo 🙂

Un recordatorio sobre la vigencia de los textos jejeje

COMIENZA…

In her radio show, Dr. Laura Schiesinger said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circunstance. The following response is an open leter to Dr. Laura, which was poste don the internet. It´s HILARIOUS, as well as informative.

Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much educate people regarding God´s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God´s Law and how to follow them.

1.- Leviticus 2 5:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can´t I own Canadians?

2.- I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you Think would be a fair Price for her?

3.- I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness –Lev15: 19-24. The problema i show do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4.- When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrife, I know it creates a pleasing to them. Should I smile them?

5.- I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be putt o death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the pólice to do it?

6.- A friend of mine feels that even though eating shelfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination tan homosexual ity. I don´t agree. Can you settle this? Are there “degrees” of abomination?

7.-Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my visión have to be 20/20, ori s there some wiggle-room here?

8.- Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair aroudn their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9.- I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of dead pig makes me unclean, but may I stiil play football if wear gloves?

10.- My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two differents crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blasphem a lot. Is it really necessary that w ego to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn´t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20-14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I´m confident you can help. Thank yo again for reminding us that God´s Word is eternal and unchanging,

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed. D. Professor Emeritus

July 2019
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